Goodbye, Bob Barker

Goodbye, Bob Barker. It's been fun. I never "came down" or won that fancy car, but I did watch you while eating tomato soup and grilled cheese, staying home sick from school.

Goodbye, Bob Barker. It's been good. I loved how you were always patient with the contestant who said hi to her mom, dad, cousin, and her 7 cats: Juju, Monkey, Vanilla, Rose, Ash-Face, Hasbro, and Karachucola.

Goodbye, Bob Barker. It's been real. You told me to get my pets spayed and neutered, and I totally did. Thanks for reminding me.

Goodbye, Bob Barker. Goodbye.