Ok, ok. Chill.

Well, this is what happens when computers crash, layouts are complicated, and due dates are just too hard. Bummer right? WRONG!

We're working on it. We'll get the first issue to you. And this means it'll be 2x better. So get a hobby in the meantime. You'll be ok. And it'll be here by the end of this month. I promise. Anna promises too. Ok? Good. Thanks.

And wipe your feet next time. Jeez.


UPDATE: Articles have been e-mailed and transferred, and so now all that's left is putting it all together. We promise a fabulous issue coming your way!